Captain Tiptoes

The world of CAPTAIN TIPTOES and THE OCCASIONAL SNACK COMPANY. A world where seriously splendid snackage meets complete and utter buffoonery - all impeccably delivered with wit, charm and a dash of sophistication...

Here's a first five splendid offerings from the Captain's stable of snacks and other assorted delights - from time to time there'll be a few more wandering out into the wide blue yonder so keep your eyes peeled. Get on parade!

All the Captain's snacks are available in two simple sizes- one Big, the other Bigger.

Captain Tiptoes range

Magnificent Cajun Spiced Nuts

Captain Tiptoes Magnificent Cajun Spiced Nuts
Irresistibly Taut Roasted Almonds, Cashews & Peanuts wonderfully enhanced with Cajun Style Spices.

That stiff upper lipped, moustachioed and perfectly proper CAPTAIN TIPTOES (piscatorially assisted by Crawford the banjo playing catfish) bring you these Magnificent Cajun Spiced Nuts… Fishily efficient Crawford juggles these Cajun spiced roasted nuts bag-wards for your hunger ending satisfaction. Delight Crawford and his Cajun cousins by picking up the nearest banjo and start praying for deliverance. Cosy.

Big: 40g
Bigger: 100g

Explosive Wasabi Flaming Rice Fire Balls

Captain Tiptoes Explosive Wasabi Flaming Rice Fire Balls
Redoubtably Firm Rice Crackers spiced with Wasabi.

That crisply seamed, erect and square to the front CAPTAIN TIPTOES (aided by The Great Fujimoto Flyer, human cannonball extraordinaire) insist you try these balls of fire… With incendiary purpose in his glinting eyes and powered by nothing more than hope, faith and exceptional fiery balls, The Great Fujimoto Flyer mounted the cannon and exploded manfully across the skies. Don't try this at home. Too messy.

Big: 32g
Bigger: 75g

Sweet Chilli Harissa Nuts

Captain Tiptoes Sweet Chilli Harissa Nuts
Courageously Pert Freshly roasted Almonds and Peanuts spiced with sweet North African Style Harissa.

Well trimmed, closely cropped and neatly buffed CAPTAIN TIPTOES (aerially aided by the Levantine Wonder, Assim Yazda, Sultan of the Skies) beget you Hot Nuts…  Not for the innocent, faint hearted or your double humped camelesque loved one, these chaps work their magic in a sweetly warm and positively dromedarian fashion. Camel stopped? Solution: Jump off, Hump off, Pump up, Hump up, Jump up, Camel, Camel, Camel... Perfect.

Big: 40g
Bigger: 100g

Scorching Fire Cracker Rice Puffs

Captain Tiptoes Scorching Fire Cracker Rice Puffs
Grippingly Stout Rice Crackers Spiced with Chilli.

The impeccably waxed, neatly trimmed and well buffed CAPTAIN TIPTOES (magically helped by Sorcerer Chun Ling Soo, Master of the Arcane) convey you these little scorchers… Conjured from the fevered mind of Chun Ling, and forged from rice by little elves wearing nothing but a smile and adorned with festive baubles, these fiery crackers really mean business. Standby!

Big: 32g
Bigger: 75g

Brilliant Salt & Pepper Peanuts

Captain Tiptoes Brilliant Salt & Pepper Peanuts
Undeniably Crisp Freshly Roasted Peanuts condimentally spiked with Salt and Black Pepper.

That snipped, clipped and stiff upper lipped CAPTAIN TIPTOES (delicately assisted by the enchanting Catalina, a real life mermaid) bring you these rather brilliant little beauties… Salt? Pepper? Going together in perfect harmony? On a Peanut? With a mermaid? Whoever heard of such a liberty being taken with the condiments? Be warned: Maiden Aunts and Butlers everywhere will swoon with an attack of the vapours. Salty (oh, and Peppery).

Big: 40g
Bigger: 100g